Alright, Brooklyn 99 fans, gather 'round! We all know and love the Nine-Nine for its witty humor, lovable characters, and heartwarming storylines. But let's be real, not every episode can be a "Halloween Heist" level masterpiece. Sometimes, even our favorite show has its off days. So, we're diving deep into the barrel and ranking the worst episodes of Brooklyn 99. Buckle up, because some of these might surprise you, and prepare for some controversial opinions! We're not saying these episodes are bad, per se, but compared to the show's high standards, they just don't quite measure up.

Why Talk About the "Worst"?

Now, you might be asking, why focus on the negative? Why not just bask in the glory of the best moments? Well, even the best shows have their weaker moments, and analyzing them can actually help us appreciate what makes the show so great in the first place. By identifying what doesn't work, we can better understand what does. Plus, it's fun to stir up some debate and see if your least favorite episode matches mine. Think of it as a "bottle episode" of analysis – we're stripping things down to their core elements to see what makes them tick (or not tick).

Also, diving into the less-loved episodes allows us to appreciate the show's overall consistency. Brooklyn 99 maintained a remarkably high quality throughout its run, and even the "worst" episodes often contain moments of brilliance or character development. So, this isn't about trashing the show; it's about acknowledging that even the best shows have their bumps in the road. It’s about understanding the nuances that contribute to a show's overall success by examining its less successful attempts. Plus, let's be honest, it's always fun to have a good-natured debate about our favorite shows!

Criteria for "Worst"

Before we dive into the list, let's establish some ground rules. What makes an episode "bad"? It's subjective, of course, but here are some factors we considered:

• Lack of Humor: Brooklyn 99 is a comedy, first and foremost. If an episode fails to deliver the laughs, it's a major strike against it.
• Weak Plot: A convoluted or uninteresting storyline can drag an episode down, even if the jokes are decent.
• Character Inconsistencies: We love these characters because we know them so well. If they act out of character, it can be jarring and detract from the episode.
• Cringeworthy Moments: Sometimes, the show tries too hard to be funny, resulting in moments that are just plain awkward.
• Forgettable: Did you even remember this episode existed? If it's not memorable, it probably didn't make a huge impact.

These are the metrics we'll be using to dissect these episodes. Remember, this is all in good fun, and your mileage may vary. Now, let's get to the list!

The List: Brooklyn 99's Least Loved Episodes

Alright, here we go! Prepare yourselves, because some of these might be controversial. These are in no particular order, because ranking awfulness is a tough job.

Case 1: Season 6, Episode 1 - "Honeymoon"

Okay, let's kick things off with "Honeymoon". Now, don't get me wrong, seeing Jake and Amy on their honeymoon should be adorable, right? But something about this episode just feels…off. The main plot revolves around Jake trying to plan the perfect honeymoon for Amy, but his antics quickly become annoying and over-the-top. While Jake's heart is in the right place, his actions feel forced and contrived, lacking the natural charm we usually associate with him. The humor feels a bit strained, relying too heavily on slapstick and predictable gags. While the beautiful scenery of the honeymoon destination offers a visually appealing backdrop, it does little to salvage the episode's shortcomings. In addition, the side plots involving the rest of the precinct feel disconnected and underdeveloped, adding little to the overall narrative cohesion. The resolution feels rushed and unsatisfying, failing to fully address the underlying issues between Jake and Amy. Overall, "Honeymoon" is a disappointing start to Season 6, failing to capture the magic and wit that made Brooklyn 99 so beloved.

Furthermore, the episode suffers from a lack of genuine emotional connection between Jake and Amy. Their interactions feel superficial and lacking the depth and intimacy that characterized their relationship in previous seasons. The episode's attempts at humor often fall flat, relying on tired tropes and predictable jokes that fail to elicit genuine laughter. The supporting characters are relegated to the sidelines, with their storylines feeling underdeveloped and inconsequential. Ultimately, "Honeymoon" feels like a missed opportunity, failing to capitalize on the potential for humor and heartwarming moments that the premise offered. It's a forgettable episode that fails to live up to the high standards set by Brooklyn 99.

To make matters worse, the episode's pacing feels uneven, with certain scenes dragging on while others are rushed. The overall tone is inconsistent, oscillating between moments of lighthearted comedy and attempts at heartfelt emotion, without fully succeeding at either. The guest stars fail to make a significant impact, their characters feeling underdeveloped and their performances uninspired. In the end, "Honeymoon" is a disappointing and forgettable episode that fails to capture the magic and wit that made Brooklyn 99 so beloved. It's a prime example of how even the best shows can sometimes miss the mark, delivering an episode that falls short of expectations.

Case 2: Season 8, Episode 9 & 10 - "The Last Day" Pts. 1 & 2

I know, I know, going after the series finale is sacrilege! But hear me out, guys. While "The Last Day" definitely has its moments (the callbacks! The emotional goodbyes!), it also feels a bit… bloated. Splitting the finale into two parts felt unnecessary, and the plot meanders a bit. The main conflict, involving a case that brings the squad together one last time, feels contrived and predictable. While it's nice to see everyone working together again, the stakes don't feel particularly high, and the resolution is somewhat anticlimactic. The sentimentality, while appreciated, occasionally veers into melodrama. And let's be honest, some of the jokes fall flat, especially compared to the show's usual witty banter. The sendoff episode should have been an epic and memorable end to a beloved series, but it's only a decent farewell.

Moreover, the character arcs feel rushed and incomplete. While the episode attempts to provide closure for each member of the squad, it often does so in a superficial and unsatisfying way. The emotional moments, while heartfelt, lack the depth and nuance that characterized the show's earlier seasons. The guest appearances feel forced and gratuitous, adding little to the overall narrative. Ultimately, "The Last Day" fails to live up to the high expectations set by the series as a whole, leaving viewers with a sense of disappointment and unfulfilled potential. It's a missed opportunity to provide a truly memorable and satisfying conclusion to a beloved show.

Additionally, the episode's pacing feels off, with certain scenes dragging on while others are rushed. The overall tone is inconsistent, oscillating between moments of lighthearted comedy and attempts at heartfelt emotion, without fully succeeding at either. The series finale is a mixed bag, combining moments of genuine sentimentality with stretches of uninspired plot and humor. The writers try to do too much in a short amount of time, resulting in a finale that feels overstuffed and undercooked. While it's impossible to please everyone with a series finale, it's hard to deny that "The Last Day" doesn't quite reach the heights of Brooklyn 99's best episodes.

Case 3: Season 7, Episode 9 - "Dillman"

This one is often cited as a low point for Season 7, and for good reason. The main plot revolves around Jake and Charles investigating a suspicious therapist, Dr. Dillman, and the humor just doesn't land. The jokes feel forced and predictable, relying on tired tropes and over-the-top characterizations. While Jake and Charles' bromance is usually a highlight of the show, their antics in this episode feel grating and annoying. The supporting characters are relegated to the sidelines, with their storylines feeling underdeveloped and inconsequential. Overall, "Dillman" is a forgettable and unfunny episode that fails to capture the charm and wit that made Brooklyn 99 so beloved.

In addition, the episode suffers from a lack of genuine emotional connection between the characters. Their interactions feel superficial and lacking the depth and intimacy that characterized the show's earlier seasons. The plot is convoluted and uninteresting, failing to engage the viewer or provide any sense of stakes. The resolution feels rushed and unsatisfying, leaving many questions unanswered. Ultimately, "Dillman" is a disappointing and forgettable episode that fails to live up to the high standards set by Brooklyn 99. It's a prime example of how even the best shows can sometimes miss the mark, delivering an episode that falls short of expectations.

Furthermore, the episode's pacing feels uneven, with certain scenes dragging on while others are rushed. The overall tone is inconsistent, oscillating between moments of lighthearted comedy and attempts at heartfelt emotion, without fully succeeding at either. The guest stars fail to make a significant impact, their characters feeling underdeveloped and their performances uninspired. In the end, "Dillman" is a disappointing and forgettable episode that fails to capture the magic and wit that made Brooklyn 99 so beloved. It's a prime example of how even the best shows can sometimes miss the mark, delivering an episode that falls short of expectations.

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it – a look at some of the least loved episodes of Brooklyn 99. Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments! Remember, even the "worst" episodes of Brooklyn 99 are still better than a lot of other comedies out there. And hey, at least we can all agree that Brooklyn 99 is one of the greatest comedies of all time, right? Now, go forth and rewatch your favorite episodes (and maybe skip these ones)! No matter what, we'll always cherish the memories and laughs that the Nine-Nine gave us. That's all for now, folks!